Today's test starts just like any other test (well, yesterday's tests) it starts with the socialization subjects (no time, or capacity to explain). Pkn aka. Citizenship Studies, which is just another way of calling political studies. I couldn't do all the questions, and in the end I had to give in and just do my best. Although I know 'my best' isn't that good either. Since the dawn of time, I've always known that Pkn and Indra is not match made in heaven.
Who cares... pkn is not that important anyway. SO.... the clock pointed 10.00 (or was it 9.30? I'm not good with numbers haha) and the bell rang...
everyone: "AHHHHHHHH... (runs to class)"
Math Test started. I stared at the questions... fuck. So many numbers! (like duh~) And so.. I started to try, to find, the answer,s of the questions. Oh woe is me for doing this test of forty... (bad attempt of Shakespeare talk). In the middle of the test out math teacher, Mr. Nanang came in..
A: "Sir!! It's hard!!"
B: "It's not just me right? Gosh it's hard sir!"
C: "Thank god, I'm not the only one having a hard time..."
all: "SIR! HARD! *%$*^ sir! ^%$*% ha...&^%$&^% ard...^%$*^%$ SIRRR!!!!!" (mr. Nanang left...)
test watcher: "sussshhh, you're all making to much noise" (sudden silence)
Something differs from the last 3 tests. In this particular one, almost no one left the class before the bell rang. Although some from other classes did, our class persisted until the bell rang. After the bell rang, everyone got out. Some brought papers with their answers so they can check with others who did the same, some started asking here and there, the third floor was filled with stressed students... and now... I fast forward...
sometime later, chez Ais...
We thougt we were going to study effectively, but we didn't. I mean, how could we? Math has given us one of its biggest challange yet, and tomorow we'll have 2 of the most boring subjects, Islamic studies and chemistry...
To study, or not to study, is sadly not the question. But there was one (that you should know haha) thing that we did. Koto started it. It was told, that when we give ourselves to water, that we will be calm, contemplated, our body rejuvenated, our soul cleansed. Serene... grace... And so we prepared....
And we gave all our body and soul to the water in front of us...
Serenity... We have witnesed, how our souls are cleansed. Every of inch of our body is rejoicing from this newly found peace. Our problems washed away by the water. All evil in this world seemed to perish. All seemed beautiful... until...
keisha: "You are all a bunch of morrons and buffons..."
all: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" (serenity, ended...)
Tes hari ini seperti kemaren dimulai dengan pelajaran sosialisasi. Pkn. Gak semua soal bisa gw kerjain, pada akhirnya gw harus pasrah dan melakukan yang terbaik. Dan terbaik kayaknya gak bagus-bagus banget. Dari dulu gw gak pernah ngerasa pkn dan Indra itu jodoh.
Ah, pkn gak penting. Jam menunjukan 10.00 (ato 9.30 ya? lupa haha) dan bel berbunyi.
semua: "AAAHHHHHHHH.... (lari ke kelas)"
Tes matematika mulai. Gw melotot ngeliatin soalnya! Gila! Banyak angkanya (yaiyalah~). Akhirnya gw kerjain, satu persatu, menit demi menit, soal demi soal, oh susahnya~ Ditengah-tengah tes guru matematika kita, Pak Nanang masuk
A: "Pak! Susah!!"
B: "Bukan cuma gw kan, aduh susah pak!"
C: "Alhamdulillah bukan cuma gw yang kesusahan..."
semua: "pak! susah! %$* pak! *%#%& sus...&^% ah... PAK!!!!" (pak nanang keluar)
guru penjaga: "hussh kalian berisik" (sunyi senyap tiba-tiba)
Dan berbeda dengan tes-tes sebelumnya, tes yang satu ini hampir gak ada yang keluar sebelum bel berbunyi. Mungkin kelas lain ada, tapi yang pasti ruangan 9 tahan. Bel berbunyi lagi, dan semua keluar. Ada yang bawa kertas untuk mencocokan jawaban, ada yang langsung tanya-tinyi sana-sini (bhs indonesia baik dan benarkah?), satu lantai penuh dengan siswa-siswi stress... selanjutnya, gw percepat
beberapa lama kemudian, di kediaman Ais...
Niatnya kita semua belajar, tapi akhirnya kita hanya belajar sedikit. Gimana gak? Matematika yang bikin stress parah udah lewat, dan besoknya adalah 2 pelajaran yang membosankan, agama dan kimia.
Tapi masalah belajar gak belajar sebenernya gak penting. Tapi ada suatu kejadian, yang dipelopori Koto. Konon, dengan melakukan penyerahan diri terhadap air, diri kita akan menjadi tenang, terkontemplasi, dan jiwa raga akan suci kembali dari kepusingan yang melanda... maka kami bersiap-siap.....
Dan menyerahkan seluruh jiwa dan raga kepada air di hadapan kita.....
Ternyata benar, kami semua merasa kesucian kami kembali. Segala penat di dalam dada hanyut sudah dibawa air. Segala kekejaman, kenistaan, keburukan dunia pun serasa sirna. Semua terasa indah... sampai....
keisha: "Lo semua adalah orang tergoblok yang pernah gw liat..."
semua: "WAKAKAKAKAKKAKA" (penyerahan diri, selesai...)
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